The Toast Burner of Doom

The seventh episode of the series, and my favorite thus far! Enjoy!

Script[]

(NH is looking at his billboard of failed plans.)
NH: I may have failed at my plans 1,251 times, but I have a feeling this plan won't fail. What I need is a type of device to give me the ability to read other's minds, and then I'll be unstoppable! (NH laughs maniacally, and then coughs.) Hm, I need some help to build the machine. But who? Ah, yes, my servant.
(Cut to NH walking in the woods.)
NH: Servant! I need you!
(Rig comes out of bush.)
Rig: Yeeeeeeees?
NH: I need you to help me build my evil superweapon of DOOM.
Rig: Okie dokie. Just let me finish flying with the squirrels!
NH: What?! How many times do I have to tell you?! The squirrels are our enemy!
Rig: I thought the mayor was our enemy.
NH: The squirrels are a different enemy. A squirrely enemy......of squirrels. Now come!
Rig: Aw, I gotta go squirrels, see you later!
(NH and Rig leave the woods and head inside Rack's house.)
Rig: So, what is it? A toaster?
NH: No Rig. How can I rule the world with a toaster?
Rig: I dunno. You could be the ruler of bread.
NH: I don't want to!
Rig: When it's done, can we put toast in it?!
NH: Absolutely not!
Rig: But it's a toaster!
NH: No, it-. Wait a minute. Yes, yes it is.
Rig: Yay!
(Rig moves around on the floor.)
NH: (facepalm): I need an aspirin.
(A montage plays of the two building the machine.)
NH: Well, it's finished, so let's not let science wait.
Rig: Okie dokie. Just let me lick this snow cone.
(10 minutes later.)
NH: Are you almost done?
Rig: Yep.
(30 minutes later.)
NH: Rig! Push the button! Now!
Rig: The huh?
NH: The button of the machine.
Rig: What machine?
NH: Why did I pick you as my servant?
Rig: Dunno. But look at my tongue!
(Rig shows her tongue, which is blue.)
NH: Yes, yes, that's brilliant, but just press the button!
Rig: Okie dokie.
(Rig goes by the button on the machine.)
Rig: Ooh, is that the hole?
(Rig puts bread in the hole.)
Rig: Yay! Make me a toastie!
(Rig pushes the button. The machine then malfunctions, and explodes.)
NH: What happened?! Why do I not feel any different?!
Rig: Well, I gotta go fly with the squirrels, K?
(Rig leaves.)
NH: That imbecile must've ruined the machine somehow. Sigh, time to add it to the list.
(NH adds it to his list of failed plans. Cut to NH in the kitchen.)
Rack: Ready for breakfast, NH?
NH: Don't talk to me, human. I detest breakfast.
Rack: Aw, what's wrong grumpy Gus?!
NH: You'll see what grumpy is in a minute.
Rack: Aw, is someone cranky?
NH: Yes, very. Even more so with you around!
Rack: Aw, I know something to cheer you up!
NH: What?
(Rack goes away for a moment and brings out puppets.)
Rack: A puppet show.
NH: Yay. What's next? Let's Bury NH Alive? Because I'd find that more pleasant.
(Later....... Rack is in the kitchen, while NH is in the living room.)
Rack: I'm so glad NH liked the puppet show!
NH: I hate that human. Treating me like a monkey.
Rack: (making sandwich): Ah, bread. Soft and white, just the way I like it. Oops, forgot something. *leaves*
NH: That human makes me so mad I could-.
(Rack's bread suddenly burns.)
NH: What is this?!
(NH amazingly makes all of the bread in a bag stay in mid air.)
NH: Do I have a superpower of some kind?
(NH concentrates on a piece of bread and turns it into toast.)
NH: Yes! Yes! Yeeeeeeeeeeeees! I must use my new ability for evil! I. Am. Super. WOLF! Muhahahahhahahahhahahahhahah! I must use my new ability all over the town!
(NH leaves.)
(NH is outside.)
NH: I am Super Wolf, hear me howl! (Howls)
Rack: Why is my bread burnt? Hm, maybe I should go to US about this.
(Rack heads down to US's office.)
US: Oh, good, is my butt comforter here yet?! I need my butt comfy.
Rack: Um, no. It's me, Rack.
US: Raclk! Why are you here?
Rack: Look at what happened to my bread. *Holds up a piece of toast*
US: What is this amazing creation? Crispy, blackened bread? I shall call you......toast! I just invented a new food!
Rack: Uh, toast already exists.
US: What do you mean?! Who stole my wonderful idea?!
Rack: Anyways.......
US: No, not anyways! I must find who stole my brilliant idea!
Rack: But US-. Meh.
(Rack leaves.)
(US goes in her closet.)
US(Voice only): No one steals my ideas and gets away with it!
(US gets out wearing a ball gown.)
Dep Mayor: Why are you wearing a ball gown?
US: Well, I need to look my best when I pwn.
Dep Mayor: Huh?
US: Doesn't matter. Anyway, get me some juice and noodles at the store as my victory dinner.
Dep Mayor: Why?
US: 'Cause I want you to.
Dep Mayor: What if I don't want to?
US: If you don't go to the store, and pick me up juice and noodles, I will shoot you in the knee.
Dep Mayor: Well, I do like my kneecaps...........
US: Here's a little tip: Don't mess with me. If you do, say goodbye to something you love.
Dep Mayor: Yes sir-ma'am!
US: That's more like it! Get me a butt comforter too! See ya later!
(US leaves.)
(Meanwhile, NH is terrorizing the town.)
NH: Hahahahahhahahahha! Enjoy your burnt sammich!
US: Hey!
NH: Ugh, US, what are you doing here?!
US: I'd like to ask you the same question. Why did you steal my idea?!
NH: Huh?
US: Don't you 'huh" me! Do you know who you're talking to?!
NH: Someone insane.
US: Alright, that's it! Dance battle! Now!
NH: Huh?
US: (Dances): I'm doing better than you!
NH: (Shrugs): Time to burn more sammiches!
US(Dancing): You should just give up! You're talking to the 10 time Dance Champion of the World!
(NH, ignoring US, is turning all the bread in town into toast.)
US: (Dancing, grabbing out butter): I know something that'll make him slip! Good thing I always keep butter in my pocket!
(US throws the butter.)
NH: Yes, enjoy your burnt sammich too! (The butter gets in his eyes) Ah, my weakness! My eyes! My beautiful eyes! My beautiful, precious eyes! They burn!
US: Ha, I knew I'd win!
Dep Mayor: (Unenthusiastic): Here's your victory dinner.
US: Yes! (Eats/Drinks it all immediately)
Dep Mayor: Time for your nap.
US: Aw, just a few more minutes!
Dep Mayor: Nope.
US: Fine.
(US and Dep Mayor leave.)
NH: No! My power! Gone! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Rig pops up eating a snow cone.)
Rig: Wanna snow cone? It has manure in it!
NH: I'll pass. But, Super Wolf will return AGAIN! YOU WILL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
Rig: C'mon, you know you want it!
NH: Rig, don't ruin my dramatic moments!
THE END.

Credits[]

Starring[]

Rackliffelikespurple as Rack
New Heathera as NH
Utter solitude as US
Rigbybestie1510 as Rig
Dep Mayor as Dep Mayor
Squirrels as Squirrels
People in the Town as People in the Town

Writing[]

Written by: Rackliffelikespurple, New Heathera and Utter solitude

Thanks[]

To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters. Thanks again to NH and US for being great helps with this ep.
To Sboy13 and SaberSworn for being choices of what later became Rig's character.

Other[]

This is my favorite, but for me the hardest to write as well. I hope you liked it as much as we did.

Also, welcome to the cast Mrs. Rigglesworth! :D

Thanks for reading! :)